| BMW – Big Money Waste BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVY – Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet DODGE – Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT – Fix It Again Tomorrow FORD – Found On Road Dead – Fix Or Repair Daily GM – Grinding Metal GMC – Gotta Mechanic Coming HONDA – Hold On, Not Done Accelerating JEEP – Just Enough Engine Power KIA – Killed In Action (Killed In Accident) كتير أحلى MAZDA – Made At Zoo by Demented Apes MG – Mostly Garaged OLDSMOBILE – Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday PINTO – Powerful Incendiary, Neatly Toasts Occupants PLYMOUTH – Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood PONTIAC – Poor Old Nebraskan, Thinks It’s A Cadillac PORSCHE – Piece Of Rusty Scrap, Cost Highly Expensive SUBARU – Still Usable But All Rusty Underneath TOYOTA – The One You Ought To Avoid VW – Virtually Worthless |